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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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shitroulette:

can’t stop watching this

shitroulette:

can’t stop watching this

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edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(via dalekpoetry)

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hi:

seeing your friends after they went out and had fun and “forgot” to invite you

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(via sextnoise)

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taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via free-l0ve)

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